The Complete Ash Tray Series

Here we are, ladies and gentlemen.  Presenting, in all of its glory, The Complete Ash Tray Series...

Carefully collected from various ash trays outside of convenience stores and malls all around Japan (or at least the places I visited).  They are funny, they are strange, and they make great use of English.  Pay close attention to the random captions and picture inclusions.  Enjoy!

Countries

In rough order of visit:

1. Canada
2. Bermuda (1984)
   
3. United States
4. The Netherlands (1992, 2006)
   
5. Japan - Tokyo/Narita, Okinawa, Hiroshima, Osaka (2002, 2008)
   
6. Australia (2002, 2004)
7. Cuba (2005)
   
8. China (2006, 2008)
   
9. Denmark (2006)
   
10. Sweden (2006)
11. Belguim (2006)
12. Germany (2006)
13. Czech Republic (2006)
14. Austria (2006)
15. Switzerland (2006)
16. Lichtenstein (2006)
17. France (2006)
18. Monaco (2006)
19. Ireland (2006)
20. United Kingdom (2006)
21. French Polynesia - Marquesis (Hiva Oa, Nuka Hiva, Haupatoni), Tuamotus (Apitaki), Societies (Tahiti, Moorea, Huahine, Raiatea, Taaha, Bora Bora) (2007)
22. Cook Islands - Rarotonga, Aitutaki, Palmerston (2007)
23. Independant Samoa (2007)
24. Kingdom of Tonga (2007)
25. Fiji (2007)
26. Vanuatu - Efete, Ambrym, Espiritu Santo (2007)
27. Solomon Islands - Guadalcanal, Marovo Lagoon, Ghizo (2007)
28. Papua New Guinea - New Britain, New Ireland, New Hannover, Duke of Yorks, Madang Provinces (2007-2008)
29. Feterated States of Micronesia - Chuuk (2008)
30. Guam (2008)
31. Midway Atoll (technically part of the US, but cool enough to be listed separate; 2008)
    

Australia

1. New South Wales
2. Victoria
3. Australian Capital Territory
4. South Australia
5. Northern Australia
6. Queensland

Canada

In order of visit:

1. Ontario
2. Quebec
3. New Brunswick
4. Nova Scotia
5. Prince Edward Island
6. Newfoundland
7. Alberta
8. British Columbia
9. Manitoba
10. Saskatchwean
11. Yukon Territory

United States

1. New York
2. Michigan
3. Vermont
4. New Hampshire
5. Maine
6. Connecticut
7. Massechusettes
8. Pennsylvania
9. New Jersey
10. Maryland
11. Virginia
12. Washington DC
13. Ohio
14. Minnesota
15. North Dakota
16. Montana
17. Idaho
18. Washington
19. Oregon
20. California
21. Arizona
22. Utah
23. Nevada
24. Wyoming
25. Alaska
26. Hawaii